I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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