no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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