I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
Randomize
