That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
