I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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