Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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