what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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