i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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