whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
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