So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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