our cab driver is having phone sex.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
I cut my penus on the lid.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I understand Curling. That high.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Dick very happy bro
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
