I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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