I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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