I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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