There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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