So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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