This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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