Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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