Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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