just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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