: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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