Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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