Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
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