god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Randomize
