Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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