paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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