i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Randomize
