i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
What drink are we having for lunch?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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