Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
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