I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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