get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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