it wasn't lemon gatorade
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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