There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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