Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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