Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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