I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
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