He disabled his match.com account in front of me
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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