How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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