Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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