It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
After I was arrested and in the back of the squad, she lit a cig. I politely stuck my head through the glass opening and asked for a drag. She instantly slammed my head back, blew smoke at me and shut the glass. My view on state trooper chicks is forever tainted.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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