ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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