clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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