return my video game
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
Sorry about my life...
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
A+ Viking dick
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Randomize
