haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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