he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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