How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
im holly from the hills drunk
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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