A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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