I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
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