We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
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