fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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