I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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