You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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