Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
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