I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Are we in a gay sports bar?
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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