let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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