Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
it glows. i had to have it.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
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