I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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